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ISBN-10 ‏ : ‎0593112984

ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 9780593112984

Author: Jake Maia Arlow  

A hilariously honest book about surviving middle school while navigating a chronic illness from the Stonewall Honor-winning author of Almost Flying. Twelve-year-old Al Schneider is too scared to talk about the two biggest things in her life: 1. Her stomach hurts all the time and she has no idea why. 2. She’s almost definitely 100% sure she likes girls. So she holds it in…until she can’t. After nearly having an accident of the lavatorial variety in gym class, Al finds herself getting a colonoscopy and an answer—she has Crohn’s disease. But rather than solving all her problems, Al’s diagnosis just makes everything worse. It’s scary and embarrassing. And worst of all, everyone wants her to talk about it—her overprotective mom, her best friend, and most annoyingly her gastroenterologist, who keeps trying to get her to go to a support group for kids with similar chronic illnesses. But, who wants to talk about what you do in the bathroom? The Year My Life Went Down the Toilet is a wildly funny and honest story about finding community, telling the truth even when it’s hard, and the many indignities of middle school life.

The Year My Life Went Down the Toilet 1st Table of contents:

Chapter One: An Unfortunate Gurgle
Chapter Two: My Kishkes
Chapter Three: The Squeezing Hand of Doom
Chapter Four: Little Al’s Gotta Go
Chapter Five: Now I Hate Winnie-The-Pooh
Chapter Six: A Squelch to End All Squelches
Chapter Seven: The Words Miracle and Laxative Do Not Belong Together
Chapter Eight: No More Mr. Nice Body
Chapter Nine: I’m Not Crying in the Special Bathroom, You Are
Chapter Ten: One Bite of Cake in Exchange for My Soul
Chapter Eleven: Emus and Koalas and Capybaras, Oh My
Chapter Twelve: Sergeant Anchovy Poops with His Brother
Chapter Thirteen: Clinking Our Apples Together
Chapter Fourteen: The Bathroom Club
Chapter Fifteen: Farts in a Bag
Chapter Sixteen: Coolest Kids in the Hospital
Chapter Seventeen: More Like Butterflies Than Poop
Chapter Eighteen: Our Tube Worm Named Alfred
Chapter Nineteen: We Are Not Defying Gravity
Chapter Twenty: Clown Torture and Kid Weddings
Chapter Twenty-One: It’s Not the Cream Puffs
Chapter Twenty-Two: Special Moments in the Infusion Suite
Chapter Twenty-Three: Floating Brain Vibes Only
Chapter Twenty-Four: Moms and Dads and Parents, Oh My
Chapter Twenty-Five: Anxiety Soup
Chapter Twenty-Six: Prank Gone Wrong
Chapter Twenty-Seven: Pizza-Less in the Auditorium
Chapter Twenty-Eight: Time to Flush My Phone Down the Toilet
Chapter Twenty-Nine: Fighting in the Grocery Store
Chapter Thirty: I’m Never Dancing Again
Chapter Thirty-One: It All Comes Out (No, Not Poop . . . Well, Also Poop)
Chapter Thirty-Two: We’re All Anxious Here
Chapter Thirty-Three: Sergeant Anchovy’s Butt Is Very Sensitive
Chapter Thirty-Four: Mateys for Life
Chapter Thirty-Five: A Proclamation of Like
Chapter Thirty-Six: Chocolate Chip Cookies and Crohn’s Tiktoks

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